Twinsies

I’m going to be so sad when my kids are both too big to take my suggestions for Halloween costumes. Particularly since the other day, I was wondering if they will continue looking so very similar as they grow up…and if they do, how will I be able to stop myself from pressuring them into any of the following?

• Tip and Ozma
• He-Man and She-Ra
• Luke and Leia
• Apollo and Artemis
• Tweedles Dee and Dum
• The Wonder Twins
• Sebastian and Viola
• Haley Mills and Haley Mills (with S in drag, of course).

I literally can’t stop thinking of these. They just pop into my head, unbidden. It’s a very good thing for them that they are not actual twins.