I’ve been dumping some Petra sayings on Facebook. Just going to collect them here.
Every time she gets someone on the phone:
I’m having a Rainbow Birthday Party! (it was October 11).
Nov. 9:
There was a flower girl and they ate some cake and they were dead. The cake killed them.
Then a fairy came and the fairy made them alive again and they were so happy.
Then the fairy got a booboo.
Then the fairy got up from the ground. Heheheh.
Mama, I don’t know what happens next.
Nov. 10:
at the dentist
Petra (looking at the decor): Oooh! Octopus!
Hygienist: Wow, that’s quite the vocabulary.
Petra: Oh, yes, I have very vocabulary.
Nov. 15: I’m making a story of Cinderella. In my story, she doesn’t marry the prince. She has a duck. She goes to the ball and dances with the duck. The duck dies.
Your kids belong in the Smithsonian.